Free Hot Dogs for Moscow Residents
Posted on June 25, 2023 • 1 minutes • 58 words • Other languages: Nederlands, Esperanto
Residents of Moscow will have a day off this coming Monday. Originally, the holiday was declared due to an advancing threat from the army of Prigozhin, a former hotdog vendor. This threat now appears to have been averted. Regardless, Monday will remain a day off. All citizens are invited to the Red Square to receive a free hotdog.