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Bird’s Eye View on Twitter X

Elon Musk has decided to rename his Twitter platform to 'X'. Doesn't he realize that he can't have eggs without having a bird in the first place? The Twitter bird thinks to itself, 'Humph! The boss wants X? Well, here they are. I hope he chokes on them.'

eggs

Papa Smurf is on vacation

So much has happened in Dutch politics since the last AI image I posted. The cabinet collapsed, and lots of high-profile politicians announced their departure from the field. It's ripe for a political cartoon. But you know what? Papa Smurf is on vacation! That's what I find really important right now... I'm chilling at a campsite in the north of France. Laid back, with a glass of wine in hand. Of course, the laptop is here too, because you gotta have some playtime, right?

papasmurf-campsite

Global Meltdown

This week, we reached a tragic milestone in climate change: the hottest day ever recorded worldwide. While we are enjoying our ice creams, the globe itself is melting just like that same scoop of ice…

melting earth

The Eiffel Tower is weeping blood

Last week marked a tragic chapter in the history of racism in France with the death of Nahel. Under a somber sky, the Eiffel Tower appears to weep blood.

eiffeltower

Free Hot Dogs for Moscow Residents

Residents of Moscow will have a day off this coming Monday. Originally, the holiday was declared due to an advancing threat from the army of Prigozhin, a former hotdog vendor. This threat now appears to have been averted. Regardless, Monday will remain a day off. All citizens are invited to the Red Square to receive a free hotdog.

hot dogs

Boris Johnson's new job

After being dismissed from Parliament, Boris Johnson found a new job the very next day - a columnist for the Daily Mail. One might wonder why he didn't pursue this path earlier. He's pretty good at writing funny articles. Arguably, this could have been a more suitable role for him than being a political clown in the Brexit spectacle.

Boris Johnson

Messi is going to play at Miami Beach

Lionel Messi is trading the golden moutains of Saudi Arabia for the sandcastles of Miami Beach. A modest sum of 120 million euros was enough to convince him to make the Sunshine State his new home.

Poor Messi

Running for President

Last week, news broke that Joe Biden stumbled while ascending the stage. Surprisingly, Donald Trump's reaction was rather gracious, as he said, "I hope he wasn't hurt". Regardless, both remain in the race. I generated this image with Midjourney and titled it: "Running for President".

Running for President